I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
What changed your mind?
Being sober
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
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