Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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