i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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