p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
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