I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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