What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
A guy just tried to send me a pic of his penis & my phone sent me a disclaimer saying "the components were unsuitable for your terminal"
Even your phone knows you shouldn't sleep with him...
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Randomize