Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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