I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
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