She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
Your christmas gifts are already wrapped, how on top of my shit am I?
I'm hungover as fuck and had to break into my own house by throwing a cinder block through my back door at 4am. You're more on top of your shit than me.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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