well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
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