So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
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