We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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