i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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