I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
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