i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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