I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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