we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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