you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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