Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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