HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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