Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
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