you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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