im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
Randomize
