is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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