ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
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