So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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