I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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