Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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