you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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