Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
i may or may not be watching the land before time
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Liz is crying about burritos again.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
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