remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
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