do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
Randomize
