Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
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