just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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