Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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