Apparently you make a good broom.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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