She's JV to your varsity
I just cut my nipple shaving
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
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