is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
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