Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
