Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
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