i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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