im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
Randomize
