when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
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