I wannas sexs uuuuu
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
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In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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