She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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