Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
The dentist just called my mother to confirm the appointment that I made on his answering machine at 4:33 am this morning..
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
How naked do you want me to be?
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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