My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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