Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
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