Don't you send me to vm
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
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