there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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