I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
Randomize
