found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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