Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
I just had a horrible epiphany. I have fucked girls younger than Star Tours
This text was so worth waking up to
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
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