I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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