About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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